Tuesday, February 06, 2007
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR ASTRONAUT MIGHT NEED A CHANGE OF "STATUS"
Key quotes: "NASA spokesman James Hartsfield in Houston said that, as of Monday, Nowak's status with the astronaut corps remained unchanged."
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR ASTRONAUT MIGHT NEED A CHANGE OF "STATUS":
10. Non-stop singing to herself, "And I would drive 900 miles, and I would ...."
9. No pantie lines but diaper pins showing through dress
8. Overheard at lunch, "please pass the salt and pepper spray"
7. Nonstop accusing other astronaut of "trying to abort my re-entry"
6. Wearing wig and trench coat around office claiming overexposure to
solar radiation
5. Starts trimming nails with 4-inch folding knife
4. "Yes, I have 3 kids, I need all the diaper sizes you got"
3. Oh, "a mission to Outer Space", I thought you said, "a mission to
bust her face" ....
2. Fills in emergency contact form: relationship: "... more than a
working relationship but less than a romantic relationship"
1. One small step for [MY] man, one giant leap into a life sentence
online at: http://raslife2.blogspot.com
and pardon the graphic nature, but that was also one small stepout in diapers and a whole shitload of trouble for one astronaut!
Note, what I'm making fun of here is ... NASA has not changed her status, what do you gotta do to lose your job a an astronaut????
Would you roll down your car window for THIS WOMAN (photo) ?
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