Tuesday, February 06, 2007

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR ASTRONAUT MIGHT NEED A CHANGE OF "STATUS"

If you haven't heard about the astronaut stalker in diapers, you will...

News story here


Key quotes: "NASA spokesman James Hartsfield in Houston said that, as of Monday, Nowak's status with the astronaut corps remained unchanged."
 

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR ASTRONAUT MIGHT NEED A CHANGE OF "STATUS":
 

10. Non-stop singing to herself, "And I would drive 900 miles, and I would ...."

9. No pantie lines but diaper pins showing through dress

8. Overheard at lunch, "please pass the salt and pepper spray"

7. Nonstop accusing other astronaut of "trying to abort my re-entry"

6. Wearing wig and trench coat around office claiming overexposure to solar radiation

5. Starts trimming nails with 4-inch folding knife

4. "Yes, I have 3 kids, I need all the diaper sizes you got"

3. Oh, "a mission to Outer Space", I thought you said, "a mission to bust her face" ....

2. Fills in emergency contact form: relationship: "... more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship"

1. One small step for [MY] man, one giant leap into a life sentence

online at: http://raslife2.blogspot.com

and pardon the graphic nature, but that was also one small stepout in diapers and a whole shitload of trouble for one astronaut!


Note, what I'm making fun of here is ... NASA has not changed her status, what do you gotta do to lose your job a an astronaut????

Would you roll down your car window for THIS WOMAN (photo) ?


Comments:
To further add to the already comical comment 'No pantie lines but diaper pins showing through dress', don't forget the tell tale sign of rubber pants sticking out at the back! Way funny! Great blog!
 
And to add to the already way too funny comment 'No pantie lines but diaper pins showing through dress', also have a look out for rubber pants sticking out at the back! Way too good blog!
 
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